Look, Fallout 4 is a great game all, no one’s denying that. There’s a lot to do, the characters are great, and there’s nothing quite like shooting someone’s leg off in beautiful slow motion. That said, eventually, you’re gonna wanna take a break for some… personal time. Unfortunately for you, Survivor, Preston Garvey ain’t got time for that.
That’s right, your 22-year-old (no way that’s accurate) companion Preston has a Pornhub account of his own now, having just watched his first video on his Pip-Boy, or so we assume from his mobile viewing profile achievement. As his bio states: “I enjoy helping out honest people around the wasteland. If you have the time after you’re done fapping, you should come join the minutemen. A lot of settlers need our help.”
You may also run into him while watching some very not safe for work video, kindly asking for some of your assistance.
Just remember, eventually you’ll have to put down that porn and boot up Fallout 4 again, Survivor! You’ve got some settlements in need of help that only you and Preston can provide. Just maybe don’t ask him if he’s seen any movies lately.
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