The Witcher 3 April Fools’ Video Lets out the Sinister Truth Behind Roach

Today, the dark secrets come out. We all know The Witcher 3’s trusty steed, Roach, is embarrassingly, nay, disturbingly challenged. But not by chance. No, it was all a plot. A plot to keep you grounded in the real world through a bug conspiracy.

The voice actor for Roach has come forward, watch the truth below:

We hope this horsely video has filled your day with fools. For more, we’ve got a list of today’s top gaming April Fools’ jokes. And for some of today’s non-fool news, check out the stories below.

• Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture Is Coming to PC
• All the Exotics and Legendaries Returning in Destiny’s April Update
• Rumored BioShock: The Collection Listed by ESRB

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Sharon Coone

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