Jeff Goldblum as Aloy From Horizon Zero Dawn Evokes Nothing but Conflicting Emotions

There’s not much to say about this gif that I found on Reddit except for the fact that it evokes nothing but conflicting emotions from anyone that stumbles upon it.

Why does Jeff Goldblum look so good as Aloy? How does it work so well? Tell me! Why am I somewhat attracted?

Thank you to u/OB1KENOB for posting this abomination. I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight. But also, can SIE and Guerrilla Games cast Jeff Goldblum as Aloy in Horizon Forbidden West? Please?

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Greysun Morales

Greysun eats ramen 12 times a week and will never get tired of it. Playing Games Since: 1993, Favorite Genres: Action-Adventure, JRPG, Platformers, and Anything With Ramen

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