In Saints Row, there are a boatload of interesting things to do outside of just playing the main story missions. You can cruise around with friends, complete fun side missions, and explore all that Santo Ileso has to offer. For all of you home decor fans out there, though, you’ll definitely want to make finding items throughout the map that let you decorate The Church your top priority. Here is everything you need to know about all Saints Row small, medium, large, and wall collectibles locations.
How to Pick Up & Place Collectibles in Saints Row
The nice part about the collectibles is that you’ll be able to find them on the map, as indicated by yellow symbols. All you have to do to collect them for your HQ is take a picture of them. Once taken, you’ll be able to swap out what goes where in The Church by interacting with them.
This becomes active – or at least known to the player – after playing the Office Decor mission. Now that you know how to pick up and place these items, let’s get into where each one of these small, medium, large, and wall collectibles are actually located.
Small Collectible Locations
Item Name | Location | Unlock Requirements/Description |
Anchor Sculpture | Marina West | On a dock on Lake Sabastian near La Playa resort. |
Ancient Vase | Badlands North | A trucker’s double-wide east of the Flats. With the trash by the porch. |
As Seen on TV Knife | Story Progression | It slices and dices for only six payments of $19.99. |
Cabbit | Old Town East | In a storage unit at U-Store. In a long building toward the north end. |
Cactus Flower | Mercado | Across from the main entrance of Plaza de Verano. Planted among the flowers. |
Cactus Santa | Rojas Desert South | In the desert east of Cranston Dam. At the base of the cell tower. |
Centerpiece Bowl | Lake Sebastian (Island) | On a barrel inside a metal building on the heights. |
Classy Flamingo | West Providencia | Between the front doors of a small stuco duplex. Number 217. |
Go-Kart Trophy | Business Venture | Pony Express reward. |
Golden Shitter | East Providencia | In the trash pile behind Gimnasio. Near the train car. |
Helm | Mercado | At the terrace on the lakefront. Under one of the pergolas. |
Hoverboard Trophy | Business Venture | Eurekabator reward. |
Hummingbird Codex | Story Progression | Stolen from the Idol’s yatch. |
Marble | Monte Vista | In front of a mansion with a helipad overlooking Old Town. |
Model Plane | Badlands South | In a small lack north of the Lone Wolf Motel on Route 66. |
Oversized Bullet | Lakeshore North | In a small outdoor dining area near the waterfront. |
Painted Keg | Rojas Desert North | In an old ghost town by the river. Near the mill’s side door. |
Planet Saints Pedestal | Buiness Venture | Complete Planet Saints. |
Planetary Model | West Flats | On top of the Vector Science Center. By the Stillwater Canal. |
Poker Chips | El Dorado | Outside Apollo’s Coffee. At the bus stop. |
Ramparts Plush Toy | Smelterville East | In front of Ramparts BBQ. Between the umbrellas. |
Scorpion Statue | Smelterville West | Over the front door of the Scorpion factory. Under Panteros graffiti. |
Silver Obelisk | Badlands North | Due south of a lone trailer. One the north slope of a rugged hillside. |
Singing Bush | Badlands South | On an island in the Rio Salinas south of the lake. Near a cell tower. |
Space Ship | Rojas Desert North | In shallow water at the foot of a mesa. On Route 66. |
The Great Banana | Lakeshore South | Between Cicada Wireless and Drug Tsar. Near Lakeshore North. |
The Worthy Hammer | Badlands South | Power lines pass through a dry lake bed with a stranded rowboat. |
Toxic Waste Barel | Business Venture | Bright Future Disposal reward. |
Medium Collectible Locations
Item Name | Location | Unlock Requirements/Description |
Bowling Balls and Pins | West Flats | In front of the Joy of Bowling. At the entrance to the parking lot. |
Brewery Tank | Smelterville West | By the Olde Steel bottling plant. Where the road curves along the lake. |
Bronze Arm | East Flats | At the south entrance of Meeker Mall. Outside of the Swole Hole. |
Bronze Buffalo | Lakeshore South | On a corner south of Jasinski Pavilion. Near Marsh Brothers. |
Bronze Feather | Marina West | In the boulevard median near Liechtenauers. Between two points. |
Bug Statue | West Providencia | On to of the auto parts store by the overpass. Across from RS Gas. |
Caca Cabana | Story Progression | Rescue Kev from the Idols. |
Cactus Jack | Story Progression | Mission reward. |
Carrot Head | Monte Vista | With his veggie family at the Farmer’s Market. |
Cemetary Angel | East Providencia | In front of the cemetery building. South of the memorial wall. |
City Hall Fountain | Old Town West | In the fountain in front of Saint Ileso City Hall. |
Compass | Marina West | At the School of Architecture and Design. In the courtyard. |
Cow Statue | Story Progression | Mission reward. |
D20 | Business Venture | Castle Kraken completion reward. |
Doc Ketchum’s Horse | Boot Hill | Complete all Boot Hill missions/objectives. |
Dustlander Throne | Story Progression | Mission reward. |
Flower Spur Statue | Marina West | On the corner across from the School of Architecture and Design. |
Gas Pump | El Dorado | By the garage door of Auto Service Repair Center. South of Busted Flush. |
Gatling Gun | Story Progression | Mission reward. |
Gold Disc Golf Basket | Monte Vista | On a green at Woodbrush Country Club. Near the parking lot. |
Golden Armadillo | Lakeshore South | Behind Jasinki Library. By the pedestrian overpass. |
Golden Helmet Statue | East Flats | On top of a ticket booth. Across the street from the stadium |
Golden Stag | Mercado | In the plaza behind the Summer Square Hotel. Near the offramp. |
Golden Urinal | Badlands North | In a pile of rubble near the Frontier’s north gate. By the excavator. |
Guitar Guy Statue | Mercado | On top of the Note Pad’s guitar sign. Down the block from the Public Library. |
Horse Sculpture | Clothing | Get your ass in some chaps (clothing store). |
I Heart Santo Ileso | Lakeshore South | On the south end of the Canyon Plaza. Street level. |
Interstellar Phone Booth | Business Venture | Laundromat reward. |
Jackalope | Rojas Desert South | In front of Ringers. Between the giant fork and tacosaurus. |
Knight | El Dorado | In front of the Lancelot Casino. By the north gate of the El Dorado strip. |
Mechaburger Stand | Smelterville East | A scenic overlook with a view of the highway. By the vending machines. |
Metal Jackalope Sculpture | Smelterville West | In the park behind the Civic Center. Near the footbridge. |
Metal Sun Man Statue | Rojas Desert North | At the Sidewinder Creek scenic overlook. By a large cactus. |
Mine Cart | Lake Sebastian (Island) | On the rail in a mine underground. |
Nuke Mount | Business Venture | The Big One reward. |
Piano | Rojas Desert South | Next to Ringers. Inside the Old West church. |
Saddle Bar Stool | Badlands South | Outside the Jackknife Cafe. Under a giant cow skull. |
Shoe Light | El Dorado | In the boulevard median between the Aztec and Southern Stars. |
Space Suit | Business Venture | Let’s Pretend reward. |
Swan Float | El Dorado | In an empty lap pool at the abandoned water park. By the tallest water slide. |
The Turdis | Old Town West | Behind Escobarista Cafe across the street from Friendly Fire. |
Topiary Pigs | Smelterville West | In the courtyard of Frank’s 80/20 Brewery. Next to an arched door |
Train Signal | Smelterville East | Behind International Sail Storage. Where the tracks split by a train yard. |
Training Dummy | Business Venture | First Strike reward. |
Vat of Fabulous | Business Venture | Cutting Edge reward. |
Western Golden Cannon | Story Progression | Unlocked during Office Decor mission. |
Wormy Apple | Story Progression | Mission reward. |
Large Collectible Locations
Item Name | Location | Unlock Requirements/Description |
Atlas Statue | Lake Sabastian (Island) | At the end of a raised road by a Boot Hill sign |
Cactus Cowboy | Badlands South | On Route 66 in the hills southeast of El Dorado. |
Captain Eagle Statue | Rojas Desert South | On a small mesa with Lady Liberty. South of Cranston. |
Devil’s Egg | DLC | DLC reward. |
Giant Golf Ball | Monte Vista | In front of Woodbrush Country Club. At the parking lot entrance. |
Grisly Bear | Old Town East | In a corner parking lot next to “Keep it Strange, Santo” mural. |
Ice Cream Statue | Ice Cream Store | Purchase the Ice Cream outfit. |
JimRob Statue | Business Venture | JimRob’s reward. |
KAKTS Radio Tower | Business Venture | Radio Station reward. |
Liquor Bottle | West Providencia | On top of El Pequeno Gran Bar. Under the overpass. |
Lit Chick | DLC | Unlocks with DLC. |
Metal Coyote | Rojas Desert North | In front of Twin Coyote Arcade on Route 66. |
Metal Rabbit | El Dorado | On a corner across from Bikini Atoll. By a giant rainbow eighth note. |
Metal Vulture | Old East Town | In a corner parking lot next a “Keep it Strange, Santo” mural. |
Novelty Cowboy Hat | Lakeshore North | In a small park north of the Star-Register rooftop globe. |
Oversized boot | Story Progression | Mission reward. |
Owl Windmill | Badlands South | On the other side of Route 66 from the Tower of Love. |
Saint Discordia | Business Venture | Saints Skyscraper |
Thunderpump Sign | Rojas Desert South | In front of the Thunderpump gas station across from Ringers. |
Tirepede | Mercado | On the corner behind the Public Library. With a view of the lake. |
Triceratops Skull | Lakeshore North | In the gardens outside the Museum of Santo Ileso. |
Western Chuckwagon | Badlands North | In a ghost town. Near a brick building with bars on the windows. |
Windmill | East Flats | At Das Bayerische Hotel. North of Crazy Chicken Dance Studio. |
Wall Collectible Locations
Item Name | Location | Unlock Requirements/Description |
Bear Rug | Badlands North | On the porch of a house in a ghost town. South of an old church. |
Calico Queen Sign | El Dorado | At the end of the Lake Sabastian pier. On the river boat. |
Campfire Silhouette | Lakeshore North | Under the Star-Register globe. Facing the Coyote Rodeo. |
Cat Herder | Old Town West | Across from a Joe Cola mural near the entrance of a street festival. |
Chalupacabra Sign | Business Venture | Chalupacabra reward. |
El Bar Visual Sign | East Providencia | South of St. Thomas Corvacho. Near the water tower. |
Fanciful Map | Badlands North | Inside a metal shed. Due north of the Frontier’s north gate. |
Fox Tails Sign | El Dorado | On a building south of the east gate of the El Dorado strip. |
Route 66 Sign | Rojas Desert South | At a roadside scenic overlook just east of town. |
Shady Oaks Sign | Business Venture | Shady Oaks reward. |
Sofa King Sign | East Flats | On the derelict Sofa King Building. By the lake. |
The Varmin Sign | El Dorado | On a casino near the east gate of the El Dorado strip. |
Tipsy Lizard Sign | Old Town West | On the Tipsy Lizard. On a street blocked off to vehicle traffic. |
Wanted Poster | Wanted App | Wanted reward. |
Wuzyerz Repo Yard | Business Venture | Wuzyerz Repo reward. |
That is everything you need to know about all Saints Row small, medium, large, and wall collectibles locations. For more helpful tips and tricks for the game, be sure to search Twinfintie.