Earlier this week, Bethesda revealed that they had released a free companion app to go with the upcoming Fallout 4. Fallout Shelter lets people play as the Overseer and send randomly generated people into Vaults, decide what they wear, and how they interact. One thing Bethesda probably didn’t expect to catch on was the pickup lines, but they quickly caught on.
The best pickup lines will be put in Fallout Shelter.
https://twitter.com/Bethblog/status/610874764761010176
Some were cheesy.
@Bethblog I used vats on you and it says I have a 100% chance to hit that
— jela (@Jela___) June 16, 2015
@Bethblog Have you been hanging out in the radiation? Cause baby you are rad.
— justin (@mikotoxsuoh) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/SigmaRue/status/610875211550969856
Others were kinda crass.
@Bethblog Nice pants, what's the drop rate?
— dont know how much more of this shit i can take (@Foxybytheriver) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/RickGivens/status/610875087672242176
https://twitter.com/VaughnWhiskey/status/610875283944656896
Okay, really crass.
https://twitter.com/Shadow__Creeper/status/610875509958963202
https://twitter.com/Sonikku_a/status/610875061239697410
@Bethblog We bang, okay?
— Snarfling (@Snarfling) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/Skootypuffsr/status/610875014724911105
D’awww, that’s sweet!
@Bethblog You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L to me <3
Or, for the cheesier sort: You must be a chem, because I'm addicted to you!
— Cyber B (@CyberB07) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/SigmaRue/status/610875691756818432
@Bethblog "My RAD detector is going crazy, because you are one Really Attractive Date"
— Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ (@StopDropAndBear) June 16, 2015
Wait, what?
https://twitter.com/thelancearthur/status/610875636178124800
https://twitter.com/conjmk/status/610875090062942209
@Bethblog My love for you is as strong as a super mutant. Your beauty is as deadly as radiation. (something like that would be good)
— Joey (@JS12___) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/canned_dolphin/status/610876061283414016
No dude, you’re just dying. That’s how Fallout works.
https://twitter.com/Doctor_Hannah/status/610875614426476545
https://twitter.com/AS0URTAC0/status/610875186569703424
Tunnel Snakes rule!
@Bethblog I'll show you a real Tunnel Snake
— Keedle (@Keedle117) June 16, 2015
@Bethblog Tunnel Snakes ain't got nothin' on me, honey.
— Jersey D'Evil (David Engel) (@NJDevilNYGuy) June 16, 2015
Hot people don’t look at explosions.
https://twitter.com/polorpenguin1/status/610876010528120832
Shut it down, shut it all down. You get to be in Fallout Shelter.
@Bethblog "I'll never Fallout of love with you."
— Dustin Payne (@forumdustin) June 16, 2015
Got any great Fallout Shelter pickup lines of your own? Give us some of your own in the comments below!
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