Damn, Mike. People hate you.
Really, passionately hate you. So much so that you have transcended from a simple The Division error code into an actual human being for people to despise. Turns out hate can turn you into a real boy, Mike. Because you are the Pinocchio of sucking.
Thank you Mike, you just deleted my character #TheDivision
— 妖魔です。。。orz (@youmayomi) March 8, 2016
I don't know who MIKE is but I don't like him. #TheDivision error code.
— Dan (@Foolsjoker) March 8, 2016
Everyone on the internet curses your name. You’ve taken The Division’s long-awaited release away from thousands of anxious fans. I would feel less sympathy for someone trying to steal Leo’s Oscar. You did this to yourself, Mike.
Don’t try skipping town, either. It’s too late. There’s already a subreddit dedicated to how much you suck. It’s called FUCKMIKE: Mike Also Sucks.
Enjoy your newfound existence while you can, Mike. Your name will be dirt for years to come. In nine months, there will be a severe drop in babies named ‘Mike’. The world will not forget.
P.S. Romeo and Delta suck too.
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