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Can You Guess Who Said these Classic Always Sunny Quotes? Take the Quiz to Find Out

Okay listen up jabronis. We’ve tested your trivia knowledge, and we’ve even measured your personality and told you which member of the gang you would be most like. This time around, though, we’re going to see if you’re paying close enough attention to what everyone is saying and can remember some quotes.

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That’s right, are you as sharp as… a… um… thumbtack! Or, are you an illiterate like Charlie that just goes with the flow? Either way, pound some Fight Milk, focus up, and let’s see if you can get all 20 of the quotes right below.

No hints or anything; just you, me, and a couple of tasty treats… Wait, I’m getting carried away with the quotes now. Just get started.

All images via FXX, FX Networks & Walt Disney.

Guess Who Said Each of These Classic Always Sunny Quotes in This Quiz

"That’s Tammy, Trey’s ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy."
"Your bird quit. And, unfortunately, it’s no longer legit."
"I hate listening to people’s dreams. It’s like flipping through a stack of old photographs. If I’m not in any of them and nobody’s having sex, I just don't care."
"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!"
"What do you think is happening right now?!"
"Tell me I'm good..."
I mean, does my scar look like a dog’s vagina?
"Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it."
"Oh, you’re definitely gonna end up doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours."
Everybody’s dying, bitch. Let's get you some fruit!
I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.
Take-ed baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.
I will smash your face into a jelly!
Let's fire down to John Wanamaker's and get ourselves a couple of Tommy Bahama shirts. Are you familiar?!
I hear the guy hangs dong and I’m very interested in seeing that.
Two dudes getting married... that doesn't sound very gay.
Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese.
Animals should be food, rugs, and trophies.
Oh, look at me! The millionaire who goes to see doctors!
If the girl says no then the answer obviously is no. But the thing is she's not going to say no.

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Ed McGlone

Ed McGlone was with Twinfinite from 2014 to 2022. Playing games since 1991, Ed loved writing about RPGs, MMOs, sports games and shooters.

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