Nintendo has just unveiled and dived deep into the next entry in the Smash Bros. franchise, titled Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. The game looks glorious on the Nintendo Switch and it’s coming out this December, just in time to have some good ol’ fashioned fights with your friends and family over holiday break. One big aspect of the title that Nintendo pushed is the fact that Smash Ultimate is bringing back every single character that has ever been in a Smash Bros. game – yup, you guessed it. This means that those guys like Pichu, Young Link, Ice Climbers, and Solid Snake himself will be back in the fight club that is Smash Bros. Ultimate. These characters all look fantastic on the Switch, thanks to the graphical fidelity that the console has over the Wii U, but there’s just one small issue with one of the returning characters – Solid Snake.
You see, with Snake’s first appearance in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, he had a slightly larger… ummm… “derrière” than other fighters, which we all seemed to appreciate and sort of forget about, until now. With his return in Ultimate, it seems that Snake’s butt has gotten a severe downgrade and the old Snake butt fans on Twitter are going crazy about it. Here’s a few tweets from the outrage that has sparked thanks to Nintendo’s nerfing of our favorite booty:
Snake’s butt got nerfed because it was just that damn powerful
LOOK AT IT, NINTENDO. IT WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE STRAPS ON HIS SUIT TOGETHER. AS MUCH AS I LOVE TO SEE THE CLOTHES FALL OFF AS A RESULT I CANNOT LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT THIS MAN’S POWERFUL BUTT. pic.twitter.com/rot6IHWFs7
— 💚🌙Helen🌙💚 #LongLiveOFMD (@CherubWaifu) June 13, 2018
Okaaaaay butt.. pic.twitter.com/2MnXdFeEu3
— AlexaDoodles✨ (@alexa_doodles) June 13, 2018
Nintendo: And we’re proud to announce our newest entry, Super Smash Bros. Ult-
Smash Community: IT LOOKS UNBALANCED. DID YOU BRING BACK WAVE DASHING? I SURE HOPE YOU NERFED BAYO. WHY IS SNAKE’S BUTT SMALLER??
Nintendo: pic.twitter.com/V5O6vU5O7Q
— Ben Bertoli! (@SuperBentendo) June 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/KimoForce/status/1006713309033353217
as there are more characters in the new Super Smash Bros than ever before, and we can only have so much butt in one game for processing reasons, we had to redistribute Snake's butt flesh among the returning challengers
— INSANE NANO MALE (@LennonheadNew) June 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/zaogon/status/1006720184671965184
I don't really care about Snake but why did Nintendo take away half of his butt
what did he do to deserve this
— 🏳️🌈Rohan@home?🇺🇸🔜🇬🇧 (@akumaderps) June 13, 2018
Yo nintendo, why give snake that little hank hill butt??? Snake definitely had a big thicc juicy butt and how DARE anyone downgrade him to the saddest pancake ass ive ever seen. Give my man's ass back!! Got him having thicc old thighs but no ass – just got him lookin goofy smh
— little sicko (@ghostieghoul) June 13, 2018
Nintendo: we brought everyone back to smash
me: YES FINALLY AWESOME AMAZI-
Nintendo: but to save on memory we had to remove Snake's butt.— melon (@sanguine_lips) June 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/skelo_ghost/status/1006991459889737728
people: bring back snake
people: woo snake's back
people: …
people: bring back snake's butt #SmashBrosUltimate— ・∀・kusushi (@Akusushi) June 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/PPDPPL_art/status/1006645076213321728
So not only Samus, BUTT Snake too got nerfed. Please fix for booty and bust Justice! pic.twitter.com/ofMpvb3YFB
— TheTerence (@TheTerence94) June 13, 2018
My feed currently:
-RIDLEY MURDERED MARIO
-where is mom 3…… …
-SMASH ZELDA IS THE CUTEST
-hi im daisy
-Etika screaming
-Snake's BUTT
-Smash Ultimate title editsSmash truly is magical
— Darkonius Mavakar (@Darkonius64) June 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/cumbervanna/status/1006715418025787392
https://twitter.com/BeauGilliam/status/1006999424546074624
https://twitter.com/RJRainer/status/1007000869106257922
https://twitter.com/Yuraite/status/1006998227143577602
https://twitter.com/TheOtherNiraj/status/1006996921272164352
Rest in peace, solid snakes butt. Rest in peace. pic.twitter.com/rWipxWS1z3
— laughy (@LaughyBear) June 13, 2018
SAME! Only thing I dislike is that they took away Snake's butt. It's a muscle, not fat or anything. They could've done away with the conforming crack, but they reduced the size of it entirely, doesn't look realistic.
— Choko commissions open!!! (@RealWhiteChoko) June 13, 2018
Shame on you, Nintendo.
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