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Everyone Is Done with Kingdom Hearts’ Weird Titles

Seriously, Square.

In case you haven’t heard, Square Enix finally announced Kingdom Hearts 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue today. The PS4 remaster of the other mobile games in the series– Dream Drop Distance, 0.2 Birth by Sleep: A Fragmentary Passage (no, seriously), and X: Back Cover— is finally the straw that’s broken the camel’s back, as far as titles are concerned, with the fans.

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The most Square Enix of all Square Enix games.

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Kingdom Hearts 2.8 3/14: The Last Headscratcher

The only way fans can cope is by poking fun at this point.

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Probably not that far off from how they name Kingdom Hearts games, to be honest.

https://twitter.com/ColdmanHot/status/643751926358798336

Still, at least Final Chapter Prologue makes more sense than 358/2 Days, right? Maybe? No? Come up with your own Kingdom Hearts 2.8 title in the comments below.

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